Bizarre talk...

Picture this, two foreigners walking around Seneca College, laughing like crazy and talking the weirdest things ever...

The Persian is a social butterfly and the Brazilian is still trying to find her way around the school. (It's been 3 months since classes started).

Hungry, the girls go to the cafeteria and all of the sudden, the Persian girl meets a friend (of course, this justifies her "social butterfly" status).

Dialogue:
Persian girl: Hey, how are you? What have you been up to?

Weird Blond Freak: Nothing much, are you working?

(The Brazilian just stands there, she's already used to the whole non-stop socializing of her friend).

PG: Yeah, at Tribute (it's a canadian magazine). Sorry, I don't remember your name...

WBF: Ahhh, I won't tell you. I also work.

Brazilian Girl, trying to get out of the awkward situation: Since you don't wanna tell her your name, tell me. I've never met you before.

WBF: Nahhhh. She must know. Anyways, I work at a cemetery.

Silence followed by laughs.

PG: You're kidding, right?

WBF: Nopz, It's good money.

BG starting to actually believe he might work there: What do you do? Burry people? (she asks with a skeptical look).

WBF: Yeah, among other things.

Silence.

PG: So you won't tell us your name?

WBF: No. I gotta go.

Silence.

Brazilian girl to Persian Girl after the Weird Blond Freak left: Man, this is the kind of guy that might kill all of us in school one day.


Let me tell you, since he's started working in the cemetery business over there has improved.